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earthnation:

my anaconda doesn’t


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threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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black—lamb:

mangopussy:

white people cry watchin the dog shelter commercials but change the channel when there’s news on cops killin innocent unarmed black boys

i see no lies whatsoever


14 years old:  I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old:  Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old:  What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails